Okay okay okay, we get it... the subtitle to this movie blows chunks. And for a few of the more childish puke scenes yes I agree - a little goes a long way. But I believe that this movie has received undo credit and attention from the buffs on the mighty web. Clearly some of these people have never enjoyed a good horror piece before. They are probably the types that think Poltergeist is edgy and 'masterful'. These people also like to pay for their blow jobs or cunnilingus obviously because when you take a look at some of the reviews out there concerning this humble continuation of an epic in the making, all I read is bitch bitch bitch, whine whine whine, suck suck blow. Well fuck em'. If you're reading my pages it's because you're looking for something more tangible. Something like the TRUTH. Well here's a review that won't make it to IMDB.
Director:
Ti WestWriters:
Joshua Malkin (screenplay), Randy Pearlstein(story)Stars:
Noah Segan, Rider Strong and Alexi WasserWhile looking up some reviews about this picture I came across a morbid piece of internet real estate on the database. Some crock by the name of seh110904 from the 'US' (sounds make believe to me) wrote a nasty little review about some of this movie's bad points. All he had to say really was that he did not much like the film but he goes on to rant like it owes him money. And I quote "It is one sick, twisted film whose only goal is to attempt to sicken the audience or desensitize viewers to the reality of tragedy in the real world." Why isn't this asshole out saving Africa rather than watching this crap and masturbating to the few breast shots? Because he'd rather be snarking other people's hard work while actually doing as little as possible to help his fellow men find the same inspiration that he so cleverly stumbled upon. Seriously, the movie is good. It follows up on the first, it gives one closure, it has TONS of gore (if that's what make's your willy jiggle) and it was done tastefully despite the horrifyingly cliché setting. This dick says he wasted 80 minutes, well I say that's 80 minutes he could have spent finding a life rather than bashing the accompanying piece to a sub-genre cult classic. 80 minutes he could have spent taking a baseball bat to his testicles, ensuring that his descendants would never have to suffer the same gross stupidity that God has obviously instilled upon this doorknob of a human. Even the database gave this film 4.4 out of 10, proving once again that stupidity is contagious.
Here's why: The film is smart - smarter than you think. It plays very well on the theme of humanity's pride/greed as folly. It delivers a cornucopia of grisly deaths wrapped in a loose plot line that promises to fulfill every sadistic desire or satisfy any morbid fascinations you may have. And that is why the movie is good! The prick reviewer says that the movie takes away from the real life tragedy that is flesh eating bacteria because he doesn't understand what the movie is saying. Cry me a river dickcheese. The disease (like a zombie) is not as bad as we are. The animations capping the piece are reminiscent of the school house rock days when the TV was actually trying to teach you something. That is because this movie is doing the same. It is attempting to TEACH you that human's are disgusting, despicable creatures who deserve every aspect of their fates because they engineered it. Seh110904's lack of competence in this matter is indicative of this macabre moral lesson being NOT TOLD ENOUGH. And the soundtrack... man the soundtrack is EPIC. If you like punk, new wave, dark music then get the soundtrack because the movie is worth seeing for this reason alone. Otherwise, watch the movie if you are a fan of the splatter genre because it really is a good sequel for the first, as far as splatter films go. If you don't like the genre, what the fuck are you doing renting it then? The children's section has some nice care bears reruns you're sure to enjoy. SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS (I'm looking at you Seh110904!)
